Attack of the Killer Shard

Def of SHARD- the combination of a Fart and a Sh@..poop
This morning when Mikayla woke up from her nap I was holding her and getting ready to feed her. She was soooo smiley I thought she was just in such a good mood. All of a sudden she scrunched her arms and legs and out came the explosion of the poo all over Mommy and baby. Then when I went to change her she seemed to be a little happier so I stood back to watch her a minute and she let out the biggest toot and scared herself and started crying. The joys of being a baby! She is much more playful and alert now when she is awake so I took a video of her...here she is...
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-7851064931798186880